Best Christmas Ever

Early Christmas morning,I woke up with a fright

knowing that something wasn't right.

I ran downstairs to see

the gifts Santa left for me.

No gifts to be found,

though there were snow prints on the ground.

Santa had been here

with his nine reindeer.

So I went out into the snow,

And do you know

what was in the snow?

The first thing I found

lying on the ground

was Santa's black boot.

Next to it, Santa's red suit.

I found his hat

on a furry black cat.

It meowed at me,

then suddenly

Dasher, Dancer, Prancer, Vixen,

Comet, Cupid, Donner, Blitzen,

and Rudolf too

came flying through.

Trailing behind was Santa's red sleigh.

On top of it sat a fat blue jay.

The cat shed its black fur.
Then suddenly it was my sister.

Still wearing black,

she gave the blue jay a smack

when it tried to attack.

She laughed as it fell to the snow.

She laughed until it started to glow.

“Christmas was mine!You're already too late!”

My sister yelled in a voice filled with hate.

Then I heard Santa say
“Have it your way!
Christmas is your day!”

That's when I got my Christmas wish.

My sister disappeared and I got a goldfish.